I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father.
I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say
I’ve only ever seen one gif from this before! I’m so glad this turned up on my dash.
yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine
everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough
You have no soul if hairless cats scare you. Or you haven’t lived a very worthwhile life.
we evolved for hundreds of thousands of years to hunt and eat and live a certain way and now we all are forced to live in cement buildings and sit at ur job from 9-5 and u wonder why everyone seems to have a psychological disorder
*claps loudly and sobs*
I think about this all the time